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The Great Big ISIS Movie Extravaganza Special Edition
Raghead The Fiendly Neighbourhood Terrorist
Hi, I’m Raghead E Villdoer, your honest, hardworking, murderous fiendly neighbourhood terrorist. Death to everybody.
Raghead The Fiendly Neighbourhood Terrorist 
Reblogged this on Piazza della Carina.
Trump’s new toy lol. JP Morgan gets a cut from every ISIS card member
The real history of ISIS appeared in 2014 and quickly disappeared. It seems Bush, Jr had thousands of Iraqis arrested and kept in Camp Bucca where they were, of course, subjected to ‘enhanced interrogation’ with electrodes, vicious dogs, the Chinese Water Interrogation, and lots of other techniques perfected by the CIA. Then, in 2009, all were offered freedom if they’d swear on the Noble Koran to go to Syria, overthrow the evil regime there, and never come back to Iraq. They swore and went, and spent 5 years organising in Raqqa. Then, in 2014, they said, ‘There is no such place as Iraq, that’s just a line drawn by the infidels Sykes and Picot, so our oath never to go back to “Iraq” was meaningless, and it is not a violation to go back to the place the lying infidels call by the name “Iraq” a name that has no meaning in real life.’ (This version briefly appeared in the Washington Post, but copies can be found if one searches for ‘Camp Bucca’.)
Fortunately, that story has been ‘fixed’ (just as vet fixes many animals). Now, it was the evil regimes running Syria, Russia, and Iran who opened the prisons located on the common Syrian-Russian-Persian border and released the prisoners (who are really working for the evil Syrian, Russian, and Persian regimes) to kill some Americans on YouTube and thereby justify the brutal murders by the evil Syrian, Russian, and Persian regimes of more than 600,000 innocent civilians, while the US is doing its best to protect the good people of the world from those evil regimes and their ISIS and Beaucoup Haram and Al Shebab and Al Nusrah and Al Qaeda & etc. minions. And this greatly improved story has appeared in the Guardian since that newspaper was ‘fixed’ in July, 2013 after it printed the material from Snowden that never should have appeared in print (and will never again appear in the New Improved Guardian, nor anything like it).