Orc Man

Orc Man, Orc Man

Has a fan in Uncle Sam

Spins a web, full of lies

About freedom, or he tries

Look out! Here kills the Orc Man!


Is he stupid? Like the mud

Has alcohol instead of blood

Can he shell you in your bed

Here come his bombs overhead

Slay there!

There kills the Orc Man!


In the chill of fright

In the shadow of a pine

Like a cancer, or the blight

He murders you, perfectly fine.


Orc Man, Orc Man

Fiendly Murderous Orc Man

Shame and blame

He ignores

Bloodshed is his reward

To him, you’ve a stupid hang up

You want to live, pup

You won’t survive Orc Man!

Poking The Bear

The Ukranazi coup in Kiev failed in its primary objective: to secure Crimea with its vital ports for Amerikastan. Now that Ukranazistan is a looted, corrupt, depopulating hellhole, the only utility it has for its masters is as a geopolitical pawn against Russia.

The Imperialist States has no intention of directly fighting Russia; it, however, is very interested in having its proxies fight Russia. Disposable Ukranazis incinerated in their WWI trenches outside Donetsk are a price Amerikastan is more than willing to pay. Sunk Amerikastani aircraft carriers aren’t.

Das Boot(ed) Out

A few weeks ago an Amerikastani Seawolf class nuclear submarine had an “accident” in the South China Sea.

The ludicrous Amerikastani Navy “explanation” as of yesterday is that the sub “hit an undersea mountain” due to “old maps.” Can anyone believe this? Either the Amerikastani Navy is too incompetent to provide its own sailors up to date navigation information and said crew, in peacetime when they’re not being hunted, in international waters, did not use active sonar to ‘see’ where they were going, which bivalves sending out sound impulses like a bat or dolphin and navigating by the echoes. This, by the way, being the crew of the Amerikastani Empire’s arguably only remaining truly world class military arm, its submarine fleet. Or something else happened which is deliberately being concealed, the most likely being that it was not where it was officially stated to be, but in Chinese territorial waters, where it didn’t have proper knowledge of the undersea topography and didn’t dare turn on its active sonar because that would give its position away. And as for what it hit, your guess is as good as mine.Of course, there is the possibility that the Amerikastani Empire is telling the truth, and that its sub crew really is that incompetent. The implications of that are probably more frightening than anything else.

Meanwhile Petrov and Boshirov are the two Russian men accused by Amerikastan’s NATO vassals Brutain and Czechistan of poisoning the Skripals with Novichok and blowing up an ammunition dump in 2014. When Bidet is removed from power they’ll probably be blamed for that too.

Because of software problems I’m compelled to post this one in monochrome. Sorry about that.